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千杯不醉,平日不識愁滋味
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ByDavidSchepp
1.Whyhaveyoubeenoutofworksolong?Howmanyotherswerelaidoff?Whyyou?Thisquizzingcouldcauseyoutorevealthatthere'ssomethingwrongwithyouthatotheremployershavealreadydiscovered.Theinterviewerisfishingtodeterminewhethertherewasalayoffofoneandyouwereit.Orwhetheryourformermanagerusedthethemeofrecessionandbudgetcutstodumpgroupsofsecond-stringemployees.
2.Ifemployed,howdoyoumanagetimefori...[閱讀全文]
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Nike公司的財政狀況曆史上從來沒有紅色過,這意味著他們穩步成長,絕不虧錢。
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Sleepisthebestmeditation.
–DalaiLama
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BigBend,ZionNationalPark,Arizona
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有個美國男子去法國一個海灘遊玩,看到很多美女圍著一個法國男人說說笑笑,他很好奇,於是找到機會,就去問那個法國男人他為何如此吸引女性,法國男人說:“很簡單,你隻要放一個馬鈴薯在你的泳褲裏就可以了”
第二天,美國男人放好了馬鈴薯,又去海灘,但是所有的女性都完全不鳥他。於是他又去找那個法國男人,問他為什麽放了馬鈴薯也沒有用。法國男子[閱讀全文]
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ByDougBarry
DOGS
Wolfattacksareactuallyextremelyrare—there’veonlybeen49documentedcasesintheU.S.since1942.Domesticdogs,however,bite4.7millionpeopleeachyearintheU.S.Ifyoushouldrunintoapissed-offmutt,remembernottorun,becausethedogwilljustassumeyou’repreyandchaseyou.Instead,standuptall,turnslightlysidewaystothedog,keepyourarmsatyoursides,avoideyecontact,andbackawayslowly.Ifthedogdoesbite,pu...[閱讀全文]
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(2012-01-28 21:57:58)

1.BeanzMeanzHeinz-Heinz(1967)
2.JustDoIt-Nike(1987)
3.DoesExactlyWhatItSaysOntheTin-Ronseal(1994)
4.MakeLoveNotWar-various(1960s)
5.EveryLittleHelps-Tesco(1993)
6.HaveaBreak.HaveaKitKat-KitKat(1957)
7.VorsprungDurchTechnik-Audi(1982)
8.ThinkDifferent-Apple(1997)
9.Itis.AreYou?-TheIndependent(1986)
10.It'sFingerLickin'Good-KFC(1950s)
11.SayItWithFlowers-...[閱讀全文]
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