Acoupleintheirseventieswenttoasextherapist\'sofficeinMelbourne..
Thedoctorasked,\'WhatcanIdoforyou?\'Theoldmansaid,Willyou
watchushavesex?\'Thedoctorlookedpuzzled,butagreed.
Whenthecouplehadfinished,thedoctorsaid,\'There\'snothingwrong
withthewayyouhavesex,\'andchargedthem$50.
Thishappenedseveralweeksinarow.Thecouplewouldmakeanappointment,havesexwithnoproblems,paythedoctor,andt...[閱讀全文]
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(2008-11-17 16:35:12)
(2008-11-16 22:07:07)
Symantecwilllayoffanundeterminednumberofworkersbeforetheendoftheyearaspartofacost-cuttingmoveintheeconomicdownturn,acompanyspokespersonsaidonThursday.
Thecompany,whichgaveguidanceonWednesdaythatwasshortofanalystexpectations,plansa4.5percentcostsavinginitsworkforcebudgetandwillreducetheheadcountenoughtoaccomplishthat,saidacompanyspokesman.
Thespokepersonsaidtheydidnotknowhowmanyemployeeswou...[閱讀全文]
Thecompany,whichgaveguidanceonWednesdaythatwasshortofanalystexpectations,plansa4.5percentcostsavinginitsworkforcebudgetandwillreducetheheadcountenoughtoaccomplishthat,saidacompanyspokesman.
Thespokepersonsaidtheydidnotknowhowmanyemployeeswou...[閱讀全文]
(2008-11-12 19:43:26)
PrinceAlbertpiercing[閱讀全文]
(2008-11-11 22:13:36)
雖然陳水扁一直強調自己是清白的，但台北地方法院合議庭在周三早晨仍裁定將他羈押禁見。
羈押禁見
在合議庭審理後，台北地方法院認為陳水扁所犯最輕本刑為有期徒刑5年以上重罪，同時有串證之虞，因而在周三上午7時過後裁定陳水扁羈押禁見。
陳水扁在上午8時10分左右坐囚車離開台北地方法院，被移送至台北看守所關押，從而成為台灣司法史上第一位遭到收押[閱讀全文]
羈押禁見
在合議庭審理後，台北地方法院認為陳水扁所犯最輕本刑為有期徒刑5年以上重罪，同時有串證之虞，因而在周三上午7時過後裁定陳水扁羈押禁見。
陳水扁在上午8時10分左右坐囚車離開台北地方法院，被移送至台北看守所關押，從而成為台灣司法史上第一位遭到收押[閱讀全文]
(2008-11-03 18:37:48)
HOUSEpriceshavesufferedtheirbiggestquarterlyfallsince1978whilenewspaperjobadshaveslumpedbyarecession-like35percentovertheyear.
Butreliefisonitswaytodayformortgage-holders,withtheReserveBankexpectedtocutofficialinterestratesat2.30pm,mostlikelybyhalfapercentagepoint.
Thiswouldmeanasavingof$133amonthonrepaymentsfora$400,000homeloanand,ifpassedoninfull,bringtheaveragestandardvariablemortgagera...[閱讀全文]
Butreliefisonitswaytodayformortgage-holders,withtheReserveBankexpectedtocutofficialinterestratesat2.30pm,mostlikelybyhalfapercentagepoint.
Thiswouldmeanasavingof$133amonthonrepaymentsfora$400,000homeloanand,ifpassedoninfull,bringtheaveragestandardvariablemortgagera...[閱讀全文]
(2008-11-03 17:57:23)
Thefamilyhassetupabankaccountwheremembersofthepubliccanmakedonations.
Somemoneyraisedwillgotowardsthecostofthevictim\'sfuneral.TherestwillbeusedtohelpestablishaninformationserviceforinternationalstudentsnewtoSydney,thefamilysaid.
Accountname:LipingWu
Accountnumber:(BSB)082-024829146706[閱讀全文]
Somemoneyraisedwillgotowardsthecostofthevictim\'sfuneral.TherestwillbeusedtohelpestablishaninformationserviceforinternationalstudentsnewtoSydney,thefamilysaid.
Accountname:LipingWu
Accountnumber:(BSB)082-024829146706[閱讀全文]
(2008-11-02 19:57:12)
1.論壇樓主：我和女的照片，各位輕砸～
論壇回複：植物的性器官插在長角偶蹄類動物的排泄物上……
2.論壇樓主：我新買了一處莊園，有多大說出來嚇死你——我開車繞一圈足足用了兩個半小時！！！
論壇沙發：嗯，以前我也有這麽一輛破車～
3.論壇樓主：你們女人大夏天的戴胸罩不熱嗎？
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論壇回複：植物的性器官插在長角偶蹄類動物的排泄物上……
2.論壇樓主：我新買了一處莊園，有多大說出來嚇死你——我開車繞一圈足足用了兩個半小時！！！
論壇沙發：嗯，以前我也有這麽一輛破車～
3.論壇樓主：你們女人大夏天的戴胸罩不熱嗎？
[閱讀全文]
(2008-11-02 18:18:36)
Housepricesfellby1.8%(mkt-0.5%)onaverageacrossthenation(Q3)
jobadvsdown5.9%[閱讀全文]
jobadvsdown5.9%[閱讀全文]
(2008-10-27 17:38:01)
換登機牌的時候，服務的是一個老大娘。跟旁邊的另一個服務人員吵架。半天沒理我們。好不容易停火了。餘怒未消，跟我說“你過來，幫我把行李拿到後麵去”。我考！！！後麵還有很多故事，回頭說[閱讀全文]
(2008-10-15 15:23:48)
YoungCodemanmovedtoTexasandboughtaDonkeyfromafarmerfor$100.
ThefarmeragreedtodelivertheDonkeythenextday.
Thenextdayhedroveupandsaid,
\'Sorryson,butIhavesomebadnews,thedonkeydied.\'
Codemanreplied,
\'Well,thenjustgivememymoneyback.\'
Thefarmersaid,
\'Can\'tdothat.Iwentandspentitalready.\'
Codemansaid,
\'Ok,then,justbringmethedeaddonkey.\'
Thefarmerasked,
...[閱讀全文]
ThefarmeragreedtodelivertheDonkeythenextday.
Thenextdayhedroveupandsaid,
\'Sorryson,butIhavesomebadnews,thedonkeydied.\'
Codemanreplied,
\'Well,thenjustgivememymoneyback.\'
Thefarmersaid,
\'Can\'tdothat.Iwentandspentitalready.\'
Codemansaid,
\'Ok,then,justbringmethedeaddonkey.\'
Thefarmerasked,
...[閱讀全文]
