(Purportedtobetrue.Sure.)
Dispatcher:"9-1-1"
Caller:"Yeah,I'mhavingtroublebreathing.I'malloutofbreath.
Darn..IthinkI'mgoingtopassout."
Dispatcher:"Sir,whereareyoucallingfrom?"
Caller:"I'matapayphone.NorthandFoster.Damn..."
Dispatcher:"Sir,anambulanceisontheway.Areyouanasthmatic?"
Caller:"No."
Dispatcher:&qu...[
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Aguygoesuptothisgirlinabarandsays,
"Wouldyouliketodance?"
Thegirlsays,"Idon'tlikethissong,butevenifIdid,
Iwouldn'tdancewithyou."
Theguysays,"I'msorry,youmusthavemisunderstoodme,
Isaidyoulookfatinthosepants.
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CocktailsintheCityEdgeofNightAdamandEveMidnightmoodNewBeginningNewMoonSonataTangoforTwo
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EsIstEinSchneeGefallen
EsisteinSchneegefallen
undesistdochnitZeit:
ManwirftmichmitdemBallen,
derWegistmirverschneit.
MeinHaushatkeinenGiebel,
esistmirwordenalt.
ZerbrochensinddieRiegel,
meinStübeleinistmirkalt.
AchLieb,lassdicherbarmen,
daßichsoelendbin
UndschleussmichindeinArme:
SofährtderWinterhin.
Ichhatt'mir...[
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