AFrenchteacherwasexplainingtoherclassthatinFrench,unlike
English,nounsaredesignatedaseithermasculineorfeminine."House"is
feminine"lamaison.""Pencil"ismasculine--"lecrayon."
Astudentasked,"Whatgenderis'computer'?"
Insteadofgivingtheanswer,theteachersplittheclassintotwo
groups,maleandfemaleandaskedthemtodecideforthemselv...[閱讀全文]
人生之舞台
人生譬如朝露,去日苦短，讓經曆過後，留下一絲還能找尋的痕跡吧。
博文
(2007-02-22 12:34:36)
(2007-02-22 12:13:14)
READINGHABITS
1.TheWallStreetJournalisreadbythepeoplewhorunthecountry.
2.TheWashingtonPostisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyrunthecountry.
3.TheNewYorkTimesisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyshouldrunthe
countryandwhoareverygoodatcrosswordpuzzles.
4.USATodayisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyoughttorunthecountrybut
don'treallyunderstandTheNewYorkTimes.Theydo,however,liketheir
statisticsshowninpi...[閱讀全文]
1.TheWallStreetJournalisreadbythepeoplewhorunthecountry.
2.TheWashingtonPostisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyrunthecountry.
3.TheNewYorkTimesisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyshouldrunthe
countryandwhoareverygoodatcrosswordpuzzles.
4.USATodayisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyoughttorunthecountrybut
don'treallyunderstandTheNewYorkTimes.Theydo,however,liketheir
statisticsshowninpi...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-22 12:08:51)
Itreadsyourmind!Howcoulditbe?Canyoufigurethisout?[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-22 11:49:02)
世界末日到了嗎？(clickonit)[閱讀全文]
(2006-12-16 16:04:36)
Eleganceisinnate.Ithasnothingtodowithbeingwelldressed.Eleganceisrefusal.Afashionismerelyaformofuglinesssounbearablethatwearecompelledtoalteriteverysixmonths.
Fashions,afterall,areonlyinducedepidemics.[閱讀全文]
Fashions,afterall,areonlyinducedepidemics.[閱讀全文]
(2006-12-16 15:51:27)
ROMANCEMATHEMATICS
Smartman+smartwoman=romance
Smartman+dumbwoman=affair
Dumbman+smartwoman=marriage
Dumbman+dumbwoman=pregnancyOFFICEARITHMETIC
Smartboss+smartemployee=profit
Smartboss+dumbemployee=production
Dumbboss+smartemployee=promotion
Dumbboss+dumbemployee=overtimeSHOPPINGMATHS
Amanwillpay$2fora$1itemheneeds.
Awomanwillpay$1fora$2itemthatshedoesn'tne...[閱讀全文]
Smartman+smartwoman=romance
Smartman+dumbwoman=affair
Dumbman+smartwoman=marriage
Dumbman+dumbwoman=pregnancyOFFICEARITHMETIC
Smartboss+smartemployee=profit
Smartboss+dumbemployee=production
Dumbboss+smartemployee=promotion
Dumbboss+dumbemployee=overtimeSHOPPINGMATHS
Amanwillpay$2fora$1itemheneeds.
Awomanwillpay$1fora$2itemthatshedoesn'tne...[閱讀全文]
(2006-12-16 15:48:31)
一個人去買鸚鵡，看到一隻鸚鵡前標：此鸚鵡會兩門語言，售價二百元。另一隻鸚鵡前則標道：此鸚鵡會四門語言，售價四百元。該買哪隻呢？兩隻都毛色光鮮，非常靈活可愛。這人轉啊轉，拿不定主意。結果突然發現一隻老掉了牙的鸚鵡，毛色暗淡散亂，標價八百元。這人趕緊將老板叫來：這隻鸚鵡是不是會說八門語言？店主說：不。這人奇怪了：那為什麽又老又醜，又沒[閱讀全文]
(2006-12-16 15:46:30)
一隻小鳥正在飛往南方過冬的途中。天氣太冷了，小鳥凍僵了，從天上掉下來，跌在一大片農田裏。它躺在田裏的時候，一隻母牛走了過來，而且拉了一泡屎在它身上。凍僵的小鳥躺在牛屎堆裏，發掘牛糞真是太溫暖了。牛糞讓它慢慢緩過勁兒來了！它躺在那兒，又暖和又開心，不久就開始高興地唱起歌來了。一隻路過的貓聽到了小鳥的歌聲，走過來查個究竟。順著聲音，貓[閱讀全文]
(2006-12-16 15:44:22)
一隻火雞和一頭公牛在聊天。“我非常想到那棵樹頂上去，”火雞歎口氣道，“但是我沒有那份力氣。”“這樣啊，那你為什麽不吃點我的糞便呢？”公牛答道，“那裏麵充滿了營養。”火雞吃了一團牛糞，發現它真的使自己有力氣到達樹的第一個分叉處。第二天，在吃了更多的牛糞以後，火雞到達了樹的第二個分叉處。最終，兩星期後，火雞非常驕傲地站在了樹的頂端。但[閱讀全文]
(2006-12-16 15:42:44)
一隻烏鴉坐在樹上，整天無所事事。一隻小兔子看見烏鴉，就問：“我能象你一樣整天坐在那裏，什麽事也不幹嗎？”烏鴉答道：“當然啦，為什麽不呢？”於是，兔子便坐在樹下，開始休息。突然，一隻狐狸出現了。狐狸跳向兔子……並把它給吃了。
這個故事的寓意是……要想坐在那裏什麽也不幹，你必須坐（做）得非常非常高。[閱讀全文]
這個故事的寓意是……要想坐在那裏什麽也不幹，你必須坐（做）得非常非常高。[閱讀全文]
