AnAmerican,JapaneseandaChinesewentforahikeoneday.Itwasveryhot.
Theyweresweatingandexhausted.
Whentheycameuponasmalllake,theytookoffalltheirclothesandjumpedintothewater,sinceitwasfairlysecluded,
Feelingrefreshed,thetriodecidedtopickafewberrieswhileenjoyingtheir'freedom.'Astheywerecrossinganopenarea,suddenlyagroupofladiesfromtownappeared.
Unabletogettotheirclothesintime,the...[
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Twoboredcasinodealersarewaitingatthecraptable.
AveryattractiveblondewomanfromTasmaniaarrived....andbettwenty-thousanddollars($20,000)onasinglerollofthedice.
Shesaid,"Ihopeyoudon'tmind,butIfeelmuchluckierwhenIplaytopless.
"Withthat,shestrippedtothewaist;rolledthedice;andyelled,"Comeon,baby....TassieGirlneedsnewclothes!"Asthedicecametoastop,shejumpedup-and-down...andsquea...[
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想念是一隻手拉住你轉身的背影想念是一條船縮短天和海的距離想念是一首歌傾訴我所有的心情想念是一幅畫延續著心中的憧憬想念是一壺酒我在悲喜之間輪回
(這首小詩曾給林韻的"如何不想你"作留言.)[
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有喝的、有碰的、三拳兩腳玩命的;有喊的、有唱的、抓著話筒不放的;有胡的、有杠的、每圈都有進帳的;捏腳的、錘背的、按摩按到裸睡的;想念的、愛慕的、電話兩頭傾訴的;談情的、說愛的、地上摟著亂踹的;眉來的、眼去的、惹得老公生氣的;沾花的、惹草的、害得老婆亂找的;表演的、猛練的、跳樓招來觀看的;狂歡的、作案的、滿街都是亂竄的;賣淫的、嫖[
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母親節就要到了。孩子們都還小,不知道怎樣來孝敬媽媽。孩子他們爹隻好替槍了。
知道你不喜歡矯情和奢侈的禮物,隻好用junkfood來安慰你的嘴饞了。前天在辦公室裏嚐到這種風味的Almond.知道你會喜歡。今天我就特意去扛回來。
擠不出什麽話來寫下感謝!對於孩子們和我,你是慈愛的母親,賢慧的妻子。在平淡的日子裏,你中有我,我中有你都已成了習慣。。。[
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