這年頭，美國社會嚴重分裂，連拜神都分兩邊站。

左派的女神,黑富美的歌星，是Beyonce碧昂絲。這還算靠譜，這位女神舉著女權和平權的旗幟。

右派拜在白富美的泰樂斯衛弗特Taylor Swift腳下，把她當作Aryan Goddess，白人至上的偶像。這純屬意淫，斯女神向來閉口不談政治。

有Alt～ right極右派寫手在網上散布謠言，說斯是個隱藏的納粹分子，等川普讓美國回歸白人後，她才會出來公開引領Aryan歐裔白人。斯女神的律師出來避謠，偏執狂們堅決不信。他們的夢中情人沒說挺希拉利也沒說反川，就被認作是隱秘納粹的證據。

那位白人至上網絡寫手還說要把女神嫁給川普的兒子，難怪川普說白人至上組織裏有好人。

上周末斯女神終於打破沉默，號召她的1億多粉絲去注冊投票。女神告訴信徒們，她支持田納西州的兩個民主黨人，明確反對共和黨的Marsha Blackburn。

 

 

 

 

 

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I’m writing this post about the upcoming midterm elections on November 6th, in which I’ll be voting in the state of Tennessee. In the past I’ve been reluctant to publicly voice my political opinions, but due to several events in my life and in the world in the past two years, I feel very differently about that now. I always have and always will cast my vote based on which candidate will protect and fight for the human rights I believe we all deserve in this country. I believe in the fight for LGBTQ rights, and that any form of discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender is WRONG. I believe that the systemic racism we still see in this country towards people of color is terrifying, sickening and prevalent. I cannot vote for someone who will not be willing to fight for dignity for ALL Americans, no matter their skin color, gender or who they love. Running for Senate in the state of Tennessee is a woman named Marsha Blackburn. As much as I have in the past and would like to continue voting for women in office, I cannot support Marsha Blackburn. Her voting record in Congress appalls and terrifies me. She voted against equal pay for women. She voted against the Reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, which attempts to protect women from domestic violence, stalking, and date rape. She believes businesses have a right to refuse service to gay couples. She also believes they should not have the right to marry. These are not MY Tennessee values. I will be voting for Phil Bredesen for Senate and Jim Cooper for House of Representatives. Please, please educate yourself on the candidates running in your state and vote based on who most closely represents your values. For a lot of us, we may never find a candidate or party with whom we agree 100% on every issue, but we have to vote anyway. So many intelligent, thoughtful, self-possessed people have turned 18 in the past two years and now have the right and privilege to make their vote count. But first you need to register, which is quick and easy to do. October 9th is the LAST DAY to register to vote in the state of TN. Go to vote.org and you can find all the info. Happy Voting! ????????????

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Blackburn是現任參議員，有川普站台支持。泰樂斯女神挺民主黨是有風險的。田納西是鄉村音樂的大本營，非常保守的深紅色州。曾經有個女子組合Dixie chicks，因公開反對小布什總統的伊拉克戰爭而遭鄉村音樂界齊力冷凍，再也翻不得身。斯女神明言支持藍黨也可能失去不少粉絲。

斯女神說她很想投票支持女人參政，但Blackburn的投票紀錄讓她膽寒。女神明確要求尊重所有美國人的尊嚴，無論膚色，性別和性取向。

老川總捅不高興了，表示對泰樂歌曲喜愛減少了25%。然後宣召女神的冤家對頭，rapper男神西哥Kanye West進白宮。

西哥是個不穩定的天才。2009年VMA頒獎儀式中，泰樂的you belong with me獲獎。泰樂西哥衝上台從她手中搶過麥克風，說這獎應該頒發Beyonce碧女神。那年泰樂小妹才19歲，下去大哭了一場。西哥鬧得碧女神也很無趣，她本來就無需西哥打抱不平。碧女神得了最佳獎，還邀泰樂上台發言。

為這事西哥道歉又收回，反複多次。

此事基本平息之後，西哥又以藝術的名義對斯女神開黃腔，他的2016音樂視頻中有一個斯女神的赤身裸體塑膠模特。“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/Why? I made that bitch famous/Goddamn, I made that bitch famous.” 這段歌詞不符合淑女標準就不寫中文了。

西哥大鬧頒獎儀式前前泰樂小妹己很出名，這段歌詞為鬧劇洗白給西哥自己臉上帖金，更讓斯女神憤怒。此時的斯女神已不是隻會哭鼻子的小姑娘了，她的Grammy 獲獎感言“As the first woman to win Album of the Year at the Grammys twice, I want to say to all the young women out there: there are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame.” 沒點名的批評了男神。

斯女神去年歌集中那首Look What You Made Me Do說的是誰，很多人都知道。

“I don’t like your little games/ I don’t like your tilted stage,” Swift viciously sings. “The role you made me play: of the fool/ No, I don’t like you.”  不喜歡你的小把戲。。

“The world moves on / Another day another drama, drama / But not for me, Not for me / All I think about is karma.” 。。。Karma 報應。

如果當年大鬧頒獎儀式是喝醉了酒，今年西哥在電視采訪中前言不搭後語更象吃錯了藥。帶著MAGA帽子已不被人待見，他說“400年奴隸史是自我選擇”進一步激怒了黑人社區。過後西哥隻好道歉說用詞不當。

穩定的天才總捅和不穩定的天才歌手明天在白宮會麵，吃瓜群眾都想知道他們會怎樣聯手敲打斯女神。

我的八卦基因很想知道新納粹們對黑人歌手欺負他們的夢中情人有何敢想？

八卦完畢來學個英文詞， oxymoron, 矛盾修飾法。

舉個栗子：泰樂十四歲以鄉村歌手出名，那時她的粉絲們自稱SWIFTIES，都是和她一樣清純的少女們。長大後唱流行歌，轉型性感的成熟形象。白人至上者把她供上神壇，這些信徒就成為是alt～ right SWIFTIES, 矛盾不？

侃爺和川爺的峰會！

侃爺：帶上MAGA帽就成了Superman.

川爺：That's really something!